cas-get-into-my-ass:

blowmeharry:

shellfish-machines:

i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want 

sanity

people are so demanding

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orlesianscum:

brothasoul:

shinydiscopaul:

WHAT THE FUCK

i cant even tel who the last two are supposed to be

obviously mr. krabs and plankton wtf do u even lift???

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5secondsofsummer-fanpage:

radioirwin:

i will never not laugh at this

Fetus 5sos and Calum the destroyer

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the synchronised jump.

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5sos interview with Elvis Duran +

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kittenmichael:

Calum is popular among puppies AND children! Good to know!!

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The 12 Zodiac Signs Sense of Humor: Quick Reference Guide

Aries: Goofy, physical humor comes most naturally. These are some of the top mimics in the Zodiac! But they are also known to be quite witty out of the blue.
Taurus: Observational humor. They are usually unintentionally hilarious, and can take a step back and laugh at themselves too!
Gemini: Quick on the uptake, they remember jokes really well and can laugh at just about anything, This sign is most prone to making fun of someone, but not in a mean way, it's usually because they're interested.
Cancer: This sign has an endearing self-deprecating way of being funny. As simple as a silly facial expression or pretending to be serious when they're not.
Leo: This sign tends to take everything in around them and deliver it verbally with a bit of exaggeration that not only is hilarious, but leaves you wanting to hear more. They know when they have you hooked, too.
Virgo: The pissed, but not pissed, complaining, but not complaining, snarky wit about people and their lives is usually very humorous and entertaining.
Libra: A little strife and sarcasm send Libra going a long way! Once they lose the cool exterior and start, there's no stopping their story telling humor.
Scorpio: Sarcasm all the way. Comments here, comments there; it's borderline rude, borderline passive aggressive, but funny nonetheless!
Sagittarius: Everything in life can be turned into some hilarious experience. A combination of observational humor, sarcasm, and exaggeration is where it's at for this sign.
Capricorn: The no smile facade lives here. This sign can keep a straight face until they start laughing at themselves with a sharp uptake on what's happening.
Aquarius: Just naturally funny. They don't really try to be a joke teller or anything. Often times they're bewildered that they're being funny and start laughing right along with the others.
Pisces: This sign ranges from cute storytelling to down right obnoxious. They milk it too, taking all the time they need to have your attention and make you laugh.

clinicalum:

5SOS VHS Edits part 2 (part 1)

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dutchster:

i was googling for an “excited” gif and i came across this

it’s even transparent

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